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2005-04-28 - 9:24 p.m. Another If I Was The Queen entry If I was the Queen, I would hire two teams of my subjects and pay them well to: 1) Remove all plastic carry-bags that are waving in the breeze, stuck up high in city trees, and 2) Rip off and dispose of all ribbon-shaped vinyl bumper stickers on automobiles in my queendom; passionless, meaningless drivel...no real heart is put into these - I mean, they're sold for a dollar at every Drug Fair and craft store all over New Jersey. My new laws: 1) All visits of family and friends must be limited to three hours, max. Life is short. I have things to do that do not involve your participation. 2) Everyone must "waste" at least one hour daily having fun reading, writing, drawing, walking the dog in the evening air, quietly watching the sunset, closing their eyes and listening to a thunderstorm, or enjoying the birds singing in the early morning. 3)Anyone who is supposed to be The President of The United States, The Boss of Me, or anyone else in a superior working situation MUST know how to form a viable sentence and how to spell correctly, or be demoted to sixth grade to properly learn these things. Sentences in professional documents cannot end in prepositions. Note: A superior actually interrupted my work and calculations as Assistant Treasurer to ask me how to spell "Wiffle-Ball". I kid you not. When the President of the Free World says (as he did tonight) in a vastly-televised press-conference, "I am not an ecominist", I cringe. And, Mr. President Guy, finally learn how to say "nuclear". The word is "nuclear", not "nuculear". Speak like an adult leader of a powerful country, not an ignorant 9-yr. old. Take five minutes before each televised press conference and repeat the correct pronunciation 20 times until it sinks into your brain. And, it's Social Security, not Sosall Security. Happy I got that out. Ahhh. I feel better!